You Know You’re Addicted To Online Marketing on Your Computer If……

1. You wake up on a Sunday morning 3 1/2 hours before Church b/c you want quality time on your computer.
 
2.  The first thing you check is Twitter to make sure the world hasn’t blown up.
 
3.  The next thing you check is Facebook and Skype to be sure your friends haven’t blown up.
 
4.  Next, you check your Aweber account to see how many people opted in overnight.
 
5.  Then you wonder if you could shoot a quick video before church, but decide that bedhead is bad marketing.
 
6.  The dogs want to go out, but you don’t notice they are there.
 
7.  You get made because you have to go to the bathroom and that’s going to interfere with your QC time on the computer.
 
8.  You wonder if you have time to write the article you woke up crafted in your head before the rest of the family demands attention.
 
9.  You check all your friends blogs to see what brilliance they’re up to that you’ve missed.
 
10.  You finally drag yourself away because you realize no waiter is going to bring you your coffee.